For you maybe Jesus, I feel totally battered and fucked - as usual.
Nothing to worry about my dear boy, all part of your healing process, of which I have come today to enlighten you further about.
I like your posh English accent, it’s very becoming. I can just imagine you speaking to the masses from such a regal disposition. Are you trying to cheer me up Jesus?
Isn’t that what you do on your world, try to override all your bad feelings replacing them with good ones?
So it seems. I’m still trying to stop doing it to myself. However I doubt your sense of humour will be conveyed to the reader.
Not to worry James, it’s only for you.
Yeah well thankfully I haven’t bought into your cheeriness this morning, and I’m not going to either!
And so you shouldn’t.
But why are you coming to me like this, this morning, it’s obviously to help me bring out more yuk within myself, is there something you want me to see about it?